Put a ship in my ask

lady-harkness:

vomit | no way | don’t ship | okay | fucking cute | adorable | sexy | perfect | flawless | ship forever | i will ship them in hell

(via clarraoswalld)

onlylolgifs:

(Source: heathyr, via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

(via dreaming-ofwonderland)

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

(via cumberbitchykitten)

200 things to put in my ask. Here's your chance to be nosy.

• 200: My crush's name is:
• 199: I was born in:
• 198: I am really:
• 197: My cellphone company is:
• 196: My eye color is:
• 195: My shoe size is:
• 194: My ring size is:
• 193: My height is:
• 192: I am allergic to:
• 191: My 1st car was:
• 190: My 1st job was:
• 189: Last book you read:
• 188: My bed is:
• 187: My pet:
• 186: My best friend:
• 185: My favorite shampoo is:
• 184: Xbox or ps3:
• 183: Piggy banks are:
• 182: In my pockets:
• 181: On my calendar:
• 180: Marriage is:
• 179: Spongebob can:
• 178: My mom:
• 177: The last three songs I bought were?
• 176: Last YouTube video watched:
• 175: How many cousins do you have?
• 174: Do you have any siblings?
• 173: Are your parents divorced?
• 172: Are you taller than your mom?
• 171: Do you play an instrument?
• 170: What did you do yesterday?
• [ I Believe In ]
• 169: Love at first sight:
• 168: Luck:
• 167: Fate:
• 166: Yourself:
• 165: Aliens:
• 164: Heaven:
• 163: Hell:
• 162: God:
• 161: Horoscopes:
• 160: Soul mates:
• 159: Ghosts:
• 158: Gay Marriage:
• 157: War:
• 156: Orbs:
• 155: Magic:
• [ This or That ]
• 154: Hugs or Kisses:
• 153: Drunk or High:
• 152: Phone or Online:
• 151: Red heads or Black haired:
• 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
• 149: Hot or cold:
• 148: Summer or winter:
• 147: Autumn or Spring:
• 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
• 145: Night or Day:
• 144: Oranges or Apples:
• 143: Curly or Straight hair:
• 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
• 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
• 140: Mac or PC:
• 139: Flip flops or high heals:
• 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
• 137: Coke or Pepsi:
• 136: Hillary or Obama:
• 135: Burried or cremated:
• 134: Singing or Dancing:
• 133: Coach or Chanel:
• 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
• 131: Small town or Big city:
• 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
• 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
• 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
• 127: East Coast or West Coast:
• 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
• 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
• 124: Disney or Six Flags:
• 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
• [ Here's What I Think About ]
• 122: War:
• 121: George Bush:
• 120: Gay Marriage:
• 119: The presidential election:
• 118: Abortion:
• 117: MySpace:
• 116: Reality TV:
• 115: Parents:
• 114: Back stabbers:
• 113: Ebay:
• 112: Facebook:
• 111: Work:
• 110: My Neighbors:
• 109: Gas Prices:
• 108: Designer Clothes:
• 107: College:
• 106: Sports:
• 105: My family:
• 104: The future:
• [ Last time I ]
• 103: Hugged someone:
• 102: Last time you ate:
• 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
• 100: Cried in front of someone:
• 99: Went to a movie theater:
• 98: Took a vacation:
• 97: Swam in a pool:
• 96: Changed a diaper:
• 95: Got my nails done:
• 94: Went to a wedding:
• 93: Broke a bone:
• 92: Got a peircing:
• 91: Broke the law:
• 90: Texted: hour ago
• [ MISC ]
• 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
• 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
• 87: The last movie I saw:
• 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
• 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
• 84: People call me:
• 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
• 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
• 81: My zodiac sign is:
• 80: The first person i talked to today was:
• 79: First time you had a crush:
• 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
• 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
• 76: Right now I am talking to:
• 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
• 74: I have/will get a job:
• 73: Tomorrow:
• 72: Today:
• 71: Next Summer:
• 70: Next Weekend:
• 69: I have these pets:
• 68: The worst sound in the world:
• 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
• 66: People that make you happy:
• 65: Last time I cried:
• 64: My friends are:
• 63: My computer is:
• 62: My School:
• 61: My Car:
• 60: I lose all respect for people who:
• 59: The movie I cried at was:
• 58: Your hair color is:
• 57: TV shows you watch:
• 56: Favorite web site:
• 55: Your dream vacation:
• 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
• 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
• 52: My room is:
• 51: My favorite celebrity is:
• 50: Where would you like to be:
• 49: Do you want children:
• 48: Ever been in love:
• 47: Who's your best friend:
• 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
• 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
• 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
• 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
• 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
• 41: Have you pre-named your children:
• 40: Last person I got mad at:
• 39: I would like to move to:
• 38: I wish I was a professional:
• [ My Favorites ]
• 37: Candy:
• 36: Vehicle:
• 35: President:
• 34: State visited:
• 33: Cellphone provider:
• 32: Athlete:
• 31: Actor:
• 30: Actress:
• 29: Singer:
• 28: Band:
• 27: Clothing store:
• 26: Grocery store:
• 25: TV show:
• 24: Movie:
• 23: Website:
• 22: Animal:
• 21: Theme park:
• 20: Holiday:
• 19: Sport to watch:
• 18: Sport to play:
• 17: Magazine:
• 16: Book:
• 15: Day of the week:
• 14: Beach:
• 13: Concert attended:
• 12: Thing to cook:
• 11: Food:
• 10: Restaurant:
• 9: Radio station:
• 8: Yankee candle scent:
• 7: Perfume:
• 6: Flower:
• 5: Color:
• 4: Talk show host:
• 3: Comedian:
• 2: Dog breed:
• 1: Did you answer all these truthfully ?

thumbsinthefridge:

Seeing a really good gifset but there’s a misspelling or grammatical error in it 

(via moriarty-sonicked-me)

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

(Source: punkasfrick, via jdniemand)

Let's rock out!

• Led Zeppelin: 4 turn ons
• The Doors: 2 places you'd like to visit
• Pink Floyd: What are some things that make you sad?
• The Rolling Stones: What's better, a fling/one night stand or serious relationship?
• Jimi Hendrix: Name 8 things that make you happy
• The Runaways: Would you say you are self confident?
• Metallica: Do you have any special talents?
• The Ramones: Do you have any pets?
• Simon and Garfunkel: What song(s) help you get through the day?
• The Beatles: Are you a flirt?
• The Mamas and The Papas: Define yourself in 5 words
• Blondie: Are you a virgin?
• Nirvana: Are you an artistic/creative person?
• David Bowie: Are you a follower or a leader?
• Red Hot Chili Peppers: Have you been to any concerts? Which ones?
• Iron Maiden: Would you say you have a "sexy" figure?
• Guns N Roses: Do you do drugs?
• Motörhead: Are you a totally badass motherfucker?
• Pat Benatar: Ever been in love?
• The Who: 2 of your favorite foods and 2 of the foods you hate
• Pantera: Did you ever get into a fist fight?
• The Moody Blues: What's your favorite genre of music?
• Journey: What's your favorite band?
• Genesis: Do you genuinely care about others, even strangers?
• AC/DC: Name 7 things people do that piss you off
• Paul Anka: Are you a romantic person?
• The Kinks: 3 of your favorite blogs
• Suzi Quatro: What do you look like right now?
• Motley Crue: What are your favorite brands? (Define your sense of style)
• Neil Young: Do you play any instruments?
• Rainbow: What's better, day or night?
• Joan Jett: Sexual orientation?
• The Misfits: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
• Janis Joplin: In your opinion, what was the greatest time or era for music?
• Deep Purple: 3 of your greatest fears
• The Tragically Hip: 6 things you want to accomplish
• Aerosmith: Favorite celebrity? Least favorite?
• Johnny Cash: Are you a religious person?
• The White Stripes: Are you close with your family?
• Madonna: Describe your crush